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i think i threw away my speech/evidence and there are over 50,000 files in my trash bin so imma see if i can,
find that,
maybe
was it you who wrote like 4k words for your final speech?

mintzplasse

1 month ago

elementalranger

1 month ago

blowinmoneyfast

1 month ago

i dont have a speech but i wrote this in the other post and it's a tl;dr version of my game i guess (i added some stuff tho)

ask me questions tho if you still care bc i'd love to answer them even though i doubt i'm getting any votes lmao

hi jury <3

obviously people got more mad @ me than @ ship or mintz because i was the one out there being more social with everyone in the house. it didn't matter if i'd lied to them night before, i'd go ahead and message most of them and come up with bs reasons or apologize and try to be good with everyone. i'm sure maybe people didn't buy any of what i was saying, but i tried.

being the one that talked to people the most meant i had to be the one lying to people the most when we were scared of secret vetoes and secret powers (and when a blindside was gonna happen obv, which i shouldn't have but it is what it is). we weren't sure if we could 100% trust clark (sorry clark <\3) pretty much the entire game so we relied on second votes to get people out most of the time and that really involved me talking to people and finding out what they were doing so we could coordinate our votes and survive week after week. i'm not saying i was the only one doing that because i wasn't, i'm just saying i had to do it a lot and lie about my votes a lot because there were times where i was talking to people left and right to find out what they were doing and couldn't give them a hint of what i was Actually doing otherwise something could go wrong and we wouldn't be able to get someone out using the second votes.

i knew i couldn't win comps and i didn't want to rely only on my alliance, i wanted to have at least a little bit of a connection to people to save myself if i really had to and it was me vs my alliance members. i was untrustworthy and annoying, but ~at the end of the day~ i couldn't win comps and i at least had a relationship with some people in the house from the other side and they could think it would be better for their game to keep me instead of the other people in my alliance who could win comps and maybe didn't talk to them as much as i did.

ps: also i need to say something since i mentioned not trusting clark/having to lie to survive. that fake final four? deal i made with mintz/bmf/ayp (Thanks to my connections imo! lmao) was not just for the sake of being mean or lying, just to clarify lmao we weren't sure if clark was with us or not and we didn't know which one of ayp or bmf had the secret power (or if clark had it iirc lmaooo) and doing that it'd ensure bmf (me/mintz/ship/clark) or clark (ayp/bmf/someone else) would leave and the three of us would be safe. i don't rmr if i ever cleared that up or if it even matters now but i remember thinking it was Relevant back then lmao
interesting
PREFACE:
I wanna start off by saying Laha/Mintz and I were closely aligned throughout this. Every time u thought Laha/Mintz were a tight duo u were dead wrong - we were a trio, the trio of ur dreams!!! If you don’t respect Laha’s/Mintz’s games but you respect mine, I invite u to ask yourself WHY? I did all the same slimy things they did

xoxo thanks Willisbotses for casting great friends even though survivor tore them apart <33

* * * * *

MY ALLIANCE TIMELINE:
-​Week 2: The Cute Alliance with Shad & Forever
-​Week 2: The Cute Alliance with Mintz & Laha
-​Week 5: The Jellyfish Alliance with Mintz, Laha & Clark
-​Week 5: The Powerpuff Girl Alliance with Bmf & Ayp
-​Week 6: The Cute Alliance with Sim, ride or die 🏇💀

Yes u read that correctly. I named three separate alliances the “Cute Alliance” and nobody ever found out. I don’t take this game 2 seriously - if anyone compared notes on alliance names I would have been dead meat on a warm summer's day. But I was playing in the name of fun! Which I think is most important when you’re playing a game for $0

My alliance DMs: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jellyfish DM Logo™:

(ignore the fact that i spelled humanly humanely)

To start off my game, Forever was working with every single person in the house as we all know (iconic) including me - he actually was the one to message me suggesting I apply for this game. I literally had no friends in this comm and only posted on occasion so I wasn’t expecting much to happen for me. I also trusted Laha week 1. Little did I know they were both destroying my reputation behind my back to y’all. Despite me blindly loving them the first few weeks and them thinking I’m dumb, they eventually realized how flawless I am! Which is a testament to my ability to turn things around for myself in times of struggle – I lost a lot of people on my side to pre-jury and continually had to start all over to undo the #misconceptions Forever had spread about me in this pool full of sharks!!!

Week two was when I started taking action for myself and using the relationships I saw forming (I pmed literally everyone in week 1) to make alliances for myself because I am a woman of agency. Shad had told me that Forever had recruited him as well, so I started that alliance. Mintz and Laha had mentioned that they liked each other and I loved them both, so I started that one too. And then yes duh I named them both the same thing which made me lol

Week three (Armageddon!) was a tragic mess. The reason I won immunity was because Forever, Mintz, and Laha literally gave me every single answer. I didn’t get a single one I don’t think? So yeah y’all were right to call me out! Xoxo! I still won!

The way the two teams were picked gave me a lot of insight into allegiances. Shad was doomed, and some would argue that I doomed myself by trying to tackle Coral head-on. But I had a plan coming into this that I would love to explain:
What the Coral feud did for me (love u girl) was give me the ability to consistently throw my second vote on Coral for several weeks, which allowed me to remain in ayp/bmf's good graces as well as throw doubt on my involvement with Mintz/Laha to the extent that I was. This was my everything. It's one of the biggest moves that set me apart from Mintz/Laha and allowed me to branch out into the Powerpuff Girl alliance and my ride or die Cute Alliance with Sim. Laha played a game where he was always apologizing and putting in massive efforts to get back in everyone's good graces because he didn’t want any enemies, so when he did backstab them it came across as all the more devious!!! Although he was definitely talking the most game, my argument is that I talked game only to the people I needed to and WHEN I needed to. Which is why I should win. I was still very very social. I had a working relationship with everybody on the jury except for Nico and Coral and it was very intentional. I wanted to always have a name to target that wouldn't get me in any more trouble than I already was :) I liked having one definitive enemy in Coral so that everyone perceived me to be blinded by one sole target. Sorry I never reached out to u Coral! But I've said in my DRs since the beginning I wanted you to be the Rachelle to my Heather BBCAN2 - a pointless feud that nobody was really threatened by. Everyone could count on not being at the top of my list because u were so publicly #1 for me.

What I think might shock a lot of u is that I would have stayed in week 4 – the week Forever left – contrary to popular belief. In week 4, Forever and I were both on the chopping block, but Forever was supposedly going to stay until he pulled the fake power stunt last minute that caused the PLL alliance to switch their votes off of me. Maybe you guys were never actually voting for me (?) I still find it hard to believe that Forever's stunt caused you all to switch votes last minute. Either way, I wouldn't have been evicted w five votes like everyone seems to think. I would have only ever had a maximum of 3 votes, and Forever would have had 4 if we couldn’t save him by the end of the week, which we couldn’t. Mintz and Laha were already on my side (cute alliance since week two~) and when we couldn’t get the votes to save both Forever (rip) and I, they were going to put their votes on Forever and none on me, which is the opposite of what everyone thought was going down. I was staying that week no matter what and the only thing everyone did by voting Forever out last minute was help me hide how close I was to Mintz/Laha. So when everyone was saying I got lucky, I went with it and pretended that I caught the break of a lifetime.

Also during this time I was trying to maintain good relationships with Clark, Amore, and Rey. Everyone thought Clark was with us since Week 3, and although he was voting with us it was definitely a relationship of convenience. I saw him more as a free agent, and while I tried to remain friendly because I stinkinlove Clark I could tell he was smart and would flip if it benefitted him. Rey and Amore the next two weeks would be evicted, and I did my duty to warn them that their “allies” may not be as loyal as they thought. I told them that they would go home at the hand of secondary votes if something didn’t change, and tried to throw hints to keep their supposed allies in check so that I could get the real targets evicted. I never wanted them to leave but nothing could be done! I told Sim and Ayp in advance that if they didn’t switch their votes this would be the result, and they chose to evict them anyway. That’s when I knew Pretty Little Liars existed without the official label, and Sim was loosely involved as well.

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

blowinmoneyfast

1 month ago

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

xoxo thanks Willisbotses for casting great friends even though survivor tore them apart <33

lmaooo 😭😭😭💔

omg tho ily 💕 playing w u two was really fun

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

also ty for illustrating the underdog story that was v important imo lmao
^ i call that the ship manifesto happy new yr
wait this didnt end

im dying rn
i vote for everyone
i don't really have anything to ask. when are we voting?
LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCK showmeshipwreck WE RLY ARE THE SAME PERSON IM DYING AT UR SPEECH I WISH I COULD FIND MINE
😂😍😘😎🤓😇💯 u better find it I'll cry if you don't
i spilled some shit all over my comp last night and its literally unusable now so i prob never will 😭l
if i had my laptop rn i would have a Mintz Meltdown TM complete w receipts at some parts of ur narrative tho!! sis! this truth stretch sometimes!
like, ur week 6 narrative? i didn't vote for simp bc she was all up in my dms not cuz u told me not to lmfao, i thought she knew what the power was and it was some crazy op shit

omg also related but not i totally thought u were w them when u pulled that "email notif for the comment" out of ur ass lmfaooo i rmbr talking to bai abt how u were absolutely with them and they told u but i didn't do anything abt it bc i was scared laha/clark were in on it too and i was like FUCK I HAVE NO ONE TO TURN TO UR ALL FULL OF SHIT lmfaaaoooooaoao

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

mintzplasse

1 month ago

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

ctrl f BMF

blowinmoneyfast

January 2 2017, 15:29:18 UTC 1 month ago Edited:  January 2 2017, 15:47:15 UTC

Ok guys I have some questions. First of all, congrats on you three making it to the end!! Very impressive feat and you've left me with a very difficult decision- mostly because I hate all three of you in the context of this game, but also because I need a few things cleared up! Thank you for jogging my memory with your extensive statements, they definitely represent your games.

Mintz- it felt like you never really talked to anyone outside your alliance. Was that actually the case or did you just never talk to me? Kudos for not needing many game relationships I guess but Why should you be rewarded to win a game when you didn't talk to most of the jury?

Ship- were you ever at all loyal to me and Ayp? You should know by now I have a fragile ego, why should I vote for the person who truly betrayed me the most???

Lana- why?????????
I was very loyal to you at moments, particularly earlier on! not so much to ayp simply because I thought our PPG alliance was a sham! Ayp thought I was the sketchiest person in the game for the first half and then all of a sudden wanted to be in an alliance?? I had my doubts!!!! Before you asked me to be in Powerpuff girls you were one of the people I was closest with along with Laha/Mintz. I super duper appreciated the relationship we had from so early in the game and that was never something I revealed to Mintz/Laha. It was only once PPG formed that I had to spill to them everything because not doing so would get me in trouble down the road. I think us two were in very similar positions just on opposite sides of the house. If the tables had turned and PLL had more power for longer, I would have finished in a similar position to you and you would have finished in a similar position to me 💯💯 And in the end I was right to not trust you and ayp cuz y'all betrayed ME time and time again. And then y'all would give a beautiful apology and I would forgive u and the cycle would repeat. I think we both knew each other were being shady and the PPG alliance DM was dead 90% the time except on eviction/veto/COTE day which sketched me out. Sim told me she had a similar alliance with Nico/Coral so I was pretty sure that having two side alliances with us was PLL's plan. If this is an accurate read, I hope u can give me a vote for figuring it out 😇 if you are voting on who betrayed you the least you can vote for Mintz I understand she's cute too but I'm better
I love giant blocks of text
I know this is all about the finalists but I'm gonna respond anyway

The ppg chat was dead 90% of the time bc tbh I think throughout this game ayp and I (and pll in general) didn't like talk like crazy unless there was something going on game wise it was never anything about the alliance being a sham we just def took a way lazier approach to this game than some of y'all did I think. But clearly hard work paid off!! We had been inching towards telling you everything for a while and that was obviously a big risk bc we knew you had to have been with other people but we had to try

It wasn't ever a plan to have like side alliances...like ayp and I (and me alone at the beginning) def approached you a while before we told the others we were even doing so

showmeshipwreck

1 month ago

lmao tbh i don't understand the question!!! rip
this is such a Laha answer!
Thank you no more questions necessary
this NEEDS to end tomorrow cuz it's the one yr anniversary. i'm just saying!!!