you showed your cervix for a quarter, child (alicel ) wrote in ontdbb ,


- danielle reyes on explaining what was going on in s8 to marcellas over the phone.

okay so i am going to need her to recap this season all like 'SO DAN EVICTS THE BISEXUAL MUSCLE MAN AND THIS CARRIE LOOK'N MOTHER FUCKER WHOSE NECK AND FACE ARE TWO DIFFERENT COLORS UNHINGES HER JAW LIKE IF TAMMY FAYE WAS A SNAKE AND LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE'S ABOUT TO SWALLOW UP DAN'S SOUL LIKE SHE'S KIRBY BUT TO HER SURPRISE THE ONLY THING THAT FLOWS FROM  THE SWIRLING BLACK VORTEX OF HIS EMPTY CHEST CAVITY IS ONE OF RENNY'S WIGS AND AN OWL PELLET THAT LOOKS AS THOUGH IT HAS A WONKY EYE AND A STRAND OF BLOND HAIR ATTACHED TO IT AND THEN THE LITTLE BROWN HAIRED DOOGIE HOWSER BOY WAS ROCKING AND MAKING ANIMAL NOISES TO HIMSELF IT WAS A MESS A HOT ASS MESS.'


what was your favorite moment so far this season, ontdbb ? i would have to say ian winning the swimming with sharks veto is still mine.
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